Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

In Case You Missed It of the Day: Here’s Descendants co-writer Jim Rash, AKA Community’s Dean Pelton, winning the Academy Award for Best Poking Fun At Angelina Jolie’s Poking Right Leg, after receiving an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay from Angie herself.

[deadline.]

thedailywhat: Awards Show Monologue of the Day: 2012...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:14:41 -0500

thedailywhat:

Awards Show Monologue of the Day: 2012 Independent Spirit Awards host Seth Rogen shows other awards show hosts (you know who you are) how it’s done, with a killer 15 minute monologue that takes down movies, movie stars, movie awards, and even saves room for a Chris Brown jab (skip to 5:23) — all with the curse words left refreshingly unbleeped.

[uproxx.]

surferdude182: I want one: Leopardus pardalis (by cskorik)

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:47:07 -0500

surferdude182:

I want one: Leopardus pardalis (by cskorik)

Hilarious.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:54:05 -0500

Hilarious.

neaq: Adding this to my bucketlist. “These are worth fighting...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:40:15 -0500

neaq:

Adding this to my bucketlist. “These are worth fighting for!” – Jo Blasi, New England Aquarium Global Explorers Blog http://explorers.neaq.org/2012/02/one-last-penguin-post.html

thedailywhat: Rebuttal of the Day: At a taping of her show set...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:28:16 -0500

thedailywhat:

Rebuttal of the Day: At a taping of her show set to air tomorrow, Ellen DeGeneres called out conservative group One Million Moms (actual membership: 40,000) for calling on JCPenney to dump her as their spokesperson or risk losing customers “with traditional values.”

“I usually don’t talk about stuff like this on my show, but I really want to thank everyone who is supporting me,” Ellen told her audience. “Here are the values I stand for. I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you’d want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for.”

She then concluded, in signature Ellen fashion: “I also believe in dance.”

Watch the video here.

[towleroad.]

phiLOLZophy: Other Things Susan G. Komen Should Stop Being Involved In If It Cares About Life So Much

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:59:41 -0500

phiLOLZophy: Other Things Susan G. Komen Should Stop Being Involved In If It Cares About Life So Much:

philolzophy:

Buckets for the Cure. Hey guess what… let’s end cancer and kill ourselves in the process! A bucket of KFC has like a day’s worth of calories and probably enough cholesterol to solidify the teenie tiniest of veins (I majored in the humanities not science ok gimme a break). If you love life,…

On Point: What if Posters for Oscar-Nominated Movies Told the Truth?(via @Gawker)

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:43:23 -0500

On Point: What if Posters for Oscar-Nominated Movies Told the Truth?(via @Gawker):

A website with the lovely name “theshiznit.co.uk” has created a series of fake posters for Oscar-nominated movies with the theme “if 2012’s Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth.” I think “funny” is definitely a word that I could see being applied to these.

popculturebrain: Joseph Gordon Levitt Covers “Hey Jude” At...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:00:08 -0500

popculturebrain:

Joseph Gordon Levitt Covers “Hey Jude” At Sundance | BuzzFeed

thedailywhat: Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:23:33 -0500

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

just spendin my workday looking at cute animals. #help

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:41:04 -0500

just spendin my workday looking at cute animals. #help

I could look at this all day, everyday.

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:00:20 -0500

I could look at this all day, everyday.

Please Read This?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:04:09 -0500

Please Read This?:

lms0431:

Honestly, I have a lot of opinions about Penn State, Joe Pa, and the whole Sandusky scandal. To be perfectly clear, I hold everyone responsible. Every single person who knew about it, to me, is beyond disgusting.

It upsets me that just because Joe Paterno had a positive effect on Penn State and the community, it means we can forgive and overlook the fact that he put young children in danger for years. Does the large amount of good he’s done out weigh the bad? We all make mistakes. But this mistake wasn’t drugs. It wasn’t fraud. It was rape. It was child rape. And we have no way of knowing how far the terrible effects of this mistake will go.

Do we no longer have a moral responsibility to protect children from pedophiles and rapists?

It isn’t enough to just report it to your superior. If you report it and they take no action, then it’s YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. Report it to the police. If they take no action, go to the media. I’d bet all my savings that as soon as the media was notified, some action would be taken.

How could you know someone was RAPING CHILDREN and not do everything you possibly could to have that person locked away?

We all have people we respect, admire, and would defend out of loyalty.

But when it comes to rape and children, how do you continue to feel respect, admiration, and loyalty to anyone who puts them in danger and fails to uphold moral standards?

It isn’t just Joe Paterno. It’s Mike McQueary. It’s the immediate past president of Penn State. It’s Penn State itself. It’s the prosecutor who didn’t take action.

All of them failed those children.

But they also failed the community they promised to honor and protect.

The link to a blog, from a woman who was sexually abused as a child, and her opinion of the situation says more than I ever could. I was never a victim. I don’t know that pain. But I can say, that as a human being, I would never have stayed silent all those years.

And every time I think of this situation, it’s impossible for me not to think of my cousin. Only 11 years old. What if it was him? What if it was your brother? Sister? Niece? Nephew? What if it was your child?

Wouldn’t you want someone to help them? To protect them from a monster that is essentially stealing their innocence and ruining their childhood?

Wouldn’t you want someone to speak up and prevent that monster from ever hurting another child, ever again?

But to each their own right?

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/22/1057341/-F**k-Joe-Paterno

toptumbles: Lion Love Adorbs.

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:19:57 -0500

toptumbles:

Lion Love

Adorbs.

toptumbles: Little chimpanzee found a new family

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 14:48:48 -0500

toptumbles:

Little chimpanzee found a new family

funnyordie: Rick Perry vs. Tim Tebow During a recent GOP...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:39:51 -0500

funnyordie:

Rick Perry vs. Tim Tebow

During a recent GOP debate, Texas governor/renowned blowhard Rick Perry compared himself to Denver Broncos messiah Tim Tebow. Let’s see how they stack up.